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I know, I’ll put five key rings around my penis just to see what happens. Nothing yet, maybe I’ll thumb through the recent Penthouse to see what happens. Uh oh, didn’t see this coming, better call 911 and have them take a look.

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Posted by on February 22, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized

15 Comments

  1. ann martini says

    OH… MY… GOD!!!

    on February 22, 2008 @ 8:54 pm. Reply
  2. PFDSpitfire says

    I hope somebody slapped him. If so, did it help the problem? LOL

    on February 23, 2008 @ 12:10 am. Reply
  3. Anonymous says

    uh………duh!

    on February 23, 2008 @ 2:13 am. Reply
  4. Brendan says

    “YOU! OUT of the gene pool!!!”

    on February 23, 2008 @ 5:54 am. Reply
  5. Grandma Muggle says

    I can not stand it! From whence do these idiots come?Do you think he learned his lesson? If not I have a few old keychains he may have. LOL.I will close now. I am laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes. Blaaaahahah.

    on February 23, 2008 @ 7:06 am. Reply
  6. Chrysalis Angel says

    Oh geesh! For a moment there I thought I’d landed on another blog site, or you’d flipped your lid. Too much on the job stress. Your grandma muggle there has me cracking up! I won’t look at my key chain the same again. hahahahah.

    on February 23, 2008 @ 12:17 pm. Reply
  7. Anonymous says

    Mike,I begged you not to say anything!!!and BTW – it was more like 10 rings!Tom Kenneyaka TheProvidenceFireman

    on February 23, 2008 @ 3:37 pm. Reply
  8. Anonymous says

    How in the world can you possibly keep a straight face!!!! Did you use the “jaws of life” to get them off….LOL

    on February 23, 2008 @ 3:52 pm. Reply
  9. Derek says

    I think I would find it rather hard to keep a straight face.

    on February 24, 2008 @ 12:04 am. Reply
  10. Ckemtp - Life Under the Lights says

    I love it, I just love it. Great addition to the Handover. Funniest. Call. Ever… In Providence. Great job LT

    on September 8, 2009 @ 4:40 pm. Reply
  11. Crusty says

    What’s that recipe again?

    Why does everyone else get all the good genitalia mutilation calls, but I never get any. I just want one ‘huge foreign object up the ass’ or ‘metal thing stuck on my dick’ call. I don’t think that’s asking for too much.

    on September 25, 2009 @ 11:10 am. Reply
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