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Reality Sucks

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Overheard in Rescue 1 after a visit to the Coffee Exchange where the crew was completely ignored by the college girls behind the counter.

Lt:  “I don’t get it. They don’t give us the time of day. It wouldn’t kill them to be nice to us. Jeez, girls aren’t like they used to be. Why can’t they even crack a smile?”

Ryan:  “Because I’m fat and you’re fifty.”

Lt:  “Oh, that. carry on then.”

8 Comments

  1. AL says

    You just worry about your getting us sued, forget about the young girls :)

    on February 15, 2010 @ 12:16 am. Reply
  2. Little Girl says

    lol :D

    on February 15, 2010 @ 12:43 am. Reply
  3. Gia says

    Shocking, now get back to work, grumpy old men!

    on February 15, 2010 @ 1:43 am. Reply
  4. Chrys says

    I bet you can still get a whistle from the little old ladies. ;)

    on February 15, 2010 @ 7:22 am. Reply
  5. Chrys says

    You know I’m bust’en on ya, Michael.

    on February 15, 2010 @ 7:23 am. Reply
  6. Anna says

    Odd. I had this very conversation this weekend with my roommate. And then we decided that teeny-bopper love just wasn’t worth it.

    on February 15, 2010 @ 8:37 am. Reply
  7. Jean says

    no. no. no. They’re simply too young to appreciate you!

    on February 15, 2010 @ 3:54 pm. Reply
  8. The Grumpy Dispatcher says

    Ouch, funny stuff.

    I figure that my contribution to my crew is to redirect the teeny bopper attention towards the young 20-somethings on my crew who still like it. Being invisible isn’t all bad, really.

    on February 17, 2010 @ 4:05 am. Reply

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