0620 hrs.
Complete darkness. Still damp from the shower. Half dressed I put my belt through the first loop, reach around and give a mighty tug, leaving third degree burns on the roll of fat that now hangs over the waist of my uniform pants. That wasn’t there yesterday, I’m sure of it.
Jeez, can’t a guy eat half a pizza in bed at midnight anymore?
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
1. Stop eating everything in sight
2. Exercise
3. Get bigger pants
Time to update the fall wardrobe and figure out what’s for lunch.
lol We have a small gym set up in our station to keep us busy when we are not doing any training or calls well its that and the xbox 360 but I use the gym and it is great to keep the lbs off I mean think of the amount of fast food that has passed through the lips of medics? yeah that scared me to work out!
Yes, something strange started happening to my wardrobe about a year and a half ago. Over the course of several months, my slacks and shorts became two sizes too small.
Undoubtedly, this was caused by a Twilight Zone type vortex repeatedly drifting into the closet and bureau, causing my chothes to shrink. While the paranormal investigators are checking into this, however, on the remote chance that that was not the problem, I’ve undertaken items 1, 2 & 3 as outlined above by Michael.
Those darn gremlins sneaking into our closets! Thanks, med464rescue and Monique, always good to hear from you.