0330 hrs.
"Rescue 1, respond to 123 Manhold Street for a twenty year old male with a toothache."
"Rescue 1, Responding."
"Here's what we're going to do. When we get there, we kill him."
"They'll catch us."
"No they won't, and here's why. When we arrive on scene, we'll wait five minutes, then go over the radio and tell them we have a DOA."
"Won't work, they'll do an autopsy."
"Here's the brilliant part, we have the perfect alibi, we were enroute when the murder occurred."
"Maybe, it's just dumb enough, we might get away with it."
"It's genious is it's simplicity."
"Who kills him, me or you?"
"You, I'll be the lookout."
"I never killed anybody."
"Neither have I."
"Damn."
"Rescue 1, transporting one to Rhode Island at 0335."
If you had worked on our old Rescue 2, you could have claimed to have killed someone.
Well guys, you can dream can't you? ;-p
And people wonder why you are burned out?
Love this! People who are not in the field don’t understand our sick humor…especially our sick humor around three o clock in the am. Nothing is sweeter than the jerk that calls 911 at 3am for a toothache!! Be safe out there