Stupider

Overheard in the rescue after clearing Roger Williams Medical Center.

 

"Just when I thought things couldn't get any stupider."

"Stupider isn't a word, stupid."

"Look in the dictionary. That lady's face is the definition of stupider."

"Okay, then. But you should say 'more stupid."

"What are you, the grammar police?"

"No, I wrote the book, remember?"

"Big deal."

"Her nose was clogged, what would you do?"

"Blow it."

"She has asthma, might start an attack."

"Pick it."

"She didn't have finger nails."

"Stick bobbie pins up there and start digging."

"And make it bleed, like she did?"

"Yup."

"Then call 911 for a nosebleed?"

"Stupider."

"Yup."

 

"Rescue 5, Respond to Ledge Street, in front of Number 82, in the car, for a nine year old with a headache.

 

"In the car?"

"A headache?"

"Nine years old?"

"Just when I thought things couldn't get any stupider."

"Stupider isn't a word, stupid."

 

"Rescue 5, responding."

 

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