Overheard in Trauma Room 3:
"What happened?"
"We were called for a man down, found this guy lying in the bushes, he has some old signs of trauma, appears intoxicated, is combative and uncooperative."
"Sir, are you in any pain?"
"You're an asshole."
"He's been saying that since we found him. He punched a firefighter, kicked me, then tipped the stretcher over on himself on the way in here."
"Sir, what is you're name?"
"Are you a doctor?"
"Yes, I am."
"You're an asshole too!"
"Hey, that's Doctor Asshole to you, pally-boy, show some respect!"
Then he spit at the doctor, forgetting that we had placed a spit shield over him, and the loogy dripped back onto his face.
Just awesome! Hahaha. I think we have his brother here in NorCal.
The Great American Public.
On the other hand, it IS job security for us.
Brilliant as always, I hope they made him clean himself up.
lollipop
xx
Reminds of the Lion King:
Pumba to the hyenas:" Who you callin' Pig! They call me Mr. PIG!!!!"
you just have to wonder what is going through their minds when they act like that.
you just want to leave them in the bushes, but unfortunately we can't