Effective Immediately:
Due to the conflagration of misery in the medical field, of which yours truly is an active participant, I hereby decree the following schedule of mitigated miserableness be implimented:
0800-1000 hrs Firefighters
1000-1200 hrs EMT-Paramedics
1200-1300 hrs Lunch-misery at will
1300- 1500 hrs Nurses
1500-1700 hrs Doctors
1700-1900 hrs Security
1900-2000 hrs Dinner-misery at will
2000-2200 hrs Secrataries
2200-midnight Group misery
Midnight-0800 hrs complete, total, utter misery with brief moments of tolerableness
Please keep substitutions of mitigated misery to a minimum as the miserable people struggling through their shifts in a completely overburdened, overwhelmed, over-tired and overworked state depend on a non misery inflicted person to lighten their load.
Are we approving any substitution requests during the aforementioned hours?
Substitutions will be permitted on a rotating basis on an as needed schedule.
I don't know whether Security would fit in the 10:00 -12:00 slot but I would like to see the EMT-Paramedic moved to the 17:00 -19:00 one as this is the time most doctors offices dump their overflow (patient's that they can't see before office closing time) causing high levels of miserablness in the field.
Substitutions are permitted on an as needed basis. Thanks Steve.
Sign me up…..
I re-read this. Does this mean *gasp* that I would actually get a MEAL??????? REALLY??? Woo Hoo!