"You were bit by a mouse?"
"Right on my foot."
"Did you see the mouse?"
"No, but I know it was a mouse."
"How do you know?"
"Because my cat chased him into the box."
"Did the cat follow him in there?
"No, he didn't fit."
"Why did you put your foot into the box if you knew there was a mouse in there?"
"I didn't think mice bit."
"Maybe it was a rat."
"No, it was a mouse."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Baby rat?"
"Mouse."
"Get in the truck."
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The Great American Public.
Sigh.
My ex husband after years..became an American. At the swearing ceremony, which was held in Miami, the ceremonynstarted in Spanish. It went back and forth between English and Spanish. We were horrified.
Thank you for posting this! I needed a good laugh!