The next time a person or persons places an I-Phone, Razor Rhone, Tracphone, I pad, I ponder, I pee or any other “device” on the table, counter, dashboard, bar or any other flat surface as if it were a part of the conversation I am going to take a 22 oz Estwing framing hammer out of my pocket and smash it where it sits.

Thank you, that is all.