The guy in the closet

Rescuing Providence
Overheard on da ambalance:

"She had a what?"
"A nightmare."
"A nightmare?"
"What, you deaf, I said a nightmare!"
"Why am I here."
"Cuz she had a nightmare, and her hearts a beatin fierce!"
"It was a rhetorical question."
"Whatever, she needs to be checked!"
"For what?"
"Her hearts a beatin!"
"As long as her hearts a beatin she'll be okay."

It took all I had to not tell them about the previous tenants, and the guy who hung himself in the closet.

 

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