Overheard in The Morse Kitchen
"Honey, I was watching the Food Network, and Bobby Flay made these great burgers, he put them in a bowl, then added some…."
"First of all, Fuck Bobby Flay. Second, I make the burgers around here, and don't need no Food Network Stars telling me how to make em!"
"You miss being a Captain, huh."
"Hell no. Not when I'm in charge of the burgers around here!"
A man needs purpose, I tell ya. Without it, he's got nuttin!