Dr. Google

You see enough sick people, eventually, they don't seem all that sick. Even when I am sick I hardly notice. But Cluster Headaches? Holy smokes, there's some pain!

But not nearly as bad as the pain I experienced when I found the cure from Dr. Google:

"Cluster headaches are an extremely disruptive condition, causing severe pain, with no hot perrerexisting cure. Typical treatments, including the use of over-the-counter pain relievers, oxygen and migraine medication, aim to reduce pain. Capsaicin, the active ingredient in chili peppers, may also help reduce pain symptoms, but is considered an alternative treatment. If you suffer from cluster headaches, you should discuss using capsaicin with your doctor first."

Off the the CVS I went, and home I came with my very own bottle of death in a tube. "Just a little," said my wife. "Ha! a little she says! I laugh at your little!" said I, and stuffed the equivelent of a dozen hot peppers up my nose.

Yup, Dr. Google's office is always open, and there is always a moron with a pepper up his nose looking for a cure.

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