Decree # 46

When I am King CONSIDERING: You are only as old as you feel. and BECAUSE: I feel like I’m one-hundred and fifty. and DUE TO: The fact that I have an insurmountable list of tasks to complete. and IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING My life expectancy of one-hundred and fifty years, minus forty-nine already lived leaves me with one-hundred and one years left. therefore I SURMISE I have plenty of time to finish the insurmountable pile of tasks. so… IN CONCLUSION I hereby decree today a day of official loafing. So it is written, so it shall be done!

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