overheard BY EVERYBODY from Rescue 1:



“I’ll tell you what the problem is. The chief is an idiot, the fat bastards in the station don’t know CPR from CPWHO, minorities are running city hall and the streets are full of crackheads.”

“Fire Alarm to Rescue 1”

“And these assholes couldn’t dispatch a dumptruck to pick up a pile of shit!”

“Rescue 1 to Fire alarm, go ahead.”

“Rescue 1, you have an open mic.”

“Roger. Disregard the last message.”

Truck radio, portable radio, partner’s radio, radio here, radio there, radio’s everywhere, it only takes one!

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