Piss is my favorite

Overheard in the back of Rescue 1, during a clean-up.

“Piss isn’t too bad.”

“Puke is the worst.”

“Nah, shit’s worse than puke, any day.”

“Blood is easy, it doesn’t stink.”

“That’s why piss isn’t bad, easy clean-up.”

“Old piss is pretty bad.”

“New shit is worse than old shit.”

“It’s still runny.”

“Speaking of runny, snot’s pretty bad.”

“Yeah but you hardly ever wear it. ”

“Yeah, puke wins that one.”

“But shit’s still the worst.”

“Yup. Piss is my favorite. Definitely.”

“I guess.”

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